theworstofokcupid:

“The first things people usually notice about me: Well judging from past experiences I would say it’s my height and my androgyny. I’m 6’ 4” and I’m actually male, don’t let the long hair and killer eye lashes fool you.”

soulmatesonline:

REALLY?

Your lucky you got so much of his body. Sometimes they send you just their special place….. :S
I’m hoping you reported that………..

soulmatesonline:

REALLY?

Your lucky you got so much of his body. Sometimes they send you just their special place….. :S

I’m hoping you reported that………..

Online Dating Advice: How NOT to choose a profile photo (part 1)

definitionofundateable:

image

Flipping off the camera says “I’m an unapproachable prick.”

image

Shirtless and/or flexing photos say “I’m way more into myself than I’ll ever be into you.”

asker

Anonymous asked: Pretty sure you've always wanted to see me naked.. Well.. I'm feeling pretty adventurous today so go to datelink6(dot)com (switch [dot] with .) then sign up and find my profile under the username 'lolsummer69'. I hid my face in the pictures. but I want you to guess who I am and then hit me up on Facebook lol. Good luck.

hahahahahahahaha

Oh spam……you are funny…….

ihavewastedmylife:

Okay, a dating-related Jenna Marbles video for you as well. This bitch is incredible.

hahahahah OMG….hilarious!

FYI: Plenty of Fish is not Twitter!
The About Me section does not require you to limit you content to 140 characters or less.

FYI: Plenty of Fish is not Twitter!

The About Me section does not require you to limit you content to 140 characters or less.

Dear (non) potential suitor: This is a picture of your drivers license. This is your only profile picture.
Tip: Generally, driver’s license photos don’t make you look your best. They are used to identify you if you have been speeding, are drunk or are dead.
I didn’t think I would say this but, I think a webcam shot or a iphone in the mirror shot would be a better representation of you.
Have a nice day!

Dear (non) potential suitor: This is a picture of your drivers license. This is your only profile picture.

Tip: Generally, driver’s license photos don’t make you look your best. They are used to identify you if you have been speeding, are drunk or are dead.

I didn’t think I would say this but, I think a webcam shot or a iphone in the mirror shot would be a better representation of you.

Have a nice day!

Weird

So this guy sent me a message saying that I should message him back if what he wrote in his profile intersted me, it did and he looked kind of nice so I messaged him back. And then didn’t hear back for over a week.

So I just thought that he might have not gotten the message, so I messaged him again just to ask if he got the first message in response to his message and he messaged me back with this:

SOMETIMES PEOPLE JUST AREN’T INTERESTED, STOP EMAIL SPAMMING ME ON THIS THING OR I WILL BLOCK YOU!

ummmmmm what?